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Name: Deepti Gujral

Birthday: 8th Jan

Born in: Allahabad

Grew up in: Kolkatta

Height: 5' 9 ½"

Vital Stats: 34 - 26 ½ - 28

Shoe size: 9.

Studied: Economics at Mumbai Open University.

First Job: A summer job at Weekender as a sales girl. She got paid Rs.1500.

One Secret: Chocolates are the ultimate aphrodisiac for her!


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


What did you want to be as a child?

I didn't have anything particular in mind. I wanted to be successful in whatever field I chose. I'm very ambitious and very career-oriented.

What was it like being featured in the Kingfisher Swimsuit Calendar 2008?

I was featured for two consecutive years and it was a super experience. Such opportunities come once in a lifetime. I got a chance to go to some of the best destinations!

Did you always want to be a model?

It all started in Kolkata. I was tall and everything - so it became like an obvious choice. I got my first assignment with designer Kiran Uttam Ghosh when I was 16.

And how did VJing for MTV happen?

I auditioned around 8 months ago. Then I did a pilot and that's how it started. I always thought it was a great job. It's very interesting, something that fascinated me. I wanted to give it a shot.

So MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

I'd like a combination of both. That would be the best. If I get a Bollywood offer, I'd definitely want to take it up.

Have you ever had an experience that you look back on and think - fate played a hand there?

I once had an accident. I broke my leg and everything went wrong. But it taught me never to take anything for granted - that life is always uncertain.

Where do you go to holiday?

Sometimes I think the MTV office is where I'll be forever! But I'd love to visit my sister in Germany.

Tell us about the most fun you've had while traveling?

Any travel is a discovery. It's extremely rejuvenating and provides a great break from work.

What do you think is your biggest asset?

My sensibility of who I am.

Are you religious?

Of course. I'm very spiritual. But more than being religious, I believe being a good human is important. Just praying 100 times a day and not being a nice person doesn't make sense.

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My family

A lot of boys want to know whether you are single.

Yes, and that's because I've not found anyone but I would love to be in a relationship.

Do you work out? What is your exercise routine like?

Yes, I do a lot of cardio and weight training. I'm planning to take up yoga now.

And what kinds of food do you like eating?

Sushi is my favorite. I eat everything actually but I prefer home cooked food.

Do you cook at all?

Yes I can cook to survive. In fact I'm quite a good cook - not as bad as everyone seems to think!

Are you an animal lover? Do you own any pets?

I have a black puppy called Joey.

Ultimate fashion statement?

Wear your attitude.

What do you carry in your handbag? Make-up you can't do without?

Lip balm. Mobile, diary, planner, mobile charger, pen, sunglasses and make-up!

How many times have you colored your hair? How many colors?

Zillion of times! I love deep red.

Do you have any tattoos?

None. And I don't plan to have any at the moment.

What would we find on your most recently played list on your iPod?

Sufi music

Are there any social causes that are close to your heart?

I want to do something for the handicapped. I regularly donate my clothes to orphanages.


VJ QUICKIE


Siblings: An elder sister who's 10 years older and an elder brother. She's the youngest and used to be bullied when she was younger but not any more!

Food: Sushi and all homemade food

First Crush: At 16, but I don't remember him

Movie stars: Hrithik, Konkona Sen

Fav Cartoon Character: Winnie the Pooh

Idea Of The Perfect Man: "I don't believe in the idea of 'perfect'. As I always say, its just kismat connection."

Favorite band/artist: Depends on her mood, but she likes Def Leppard and The Pussycat Dolls.

A weird pick-up line used on her: Would you like to be my friend?

Name: Rhea

Birthday: 1st July, 1992

Height: 5'7.3"

Grew up in: There will be like ten cities, because my dad was in the army!

First Job: MTV

Vital Stats: 33-24-30

Shoe Size: 6

One Secret: I'm scared of the dark. Though a duck would've been cooler.

Tete-a-tete with your VJ

Tell us about life before Teen Diva: Life was better, happier, normal, boyfriends, girls talking about boyfriends, high school drama. Now, people bully me in the office. Well, they try.

What was the Teen Diva experience like? It was like a paid vacation.

How did VJing happen? After Teen Diva, I was giving an interview to MTV Delhi. Then I was told to stay back and audition for a VJ spot. They liked it and they called me, and now here I am.

What do you think it means for your future? I’m just learning right now, I don't wanna answer such boring questions.

Who were your favourite MTV VJs before you became one? VJ Anusha – she is my mentor, Cyrus Broacha – The King and VJ Rannvijay – he's hot!

Do people recognize you on the streets yet? Yeah. They all go, "That's Rhea from Teen Diva! Abhi woh VJ ban gayi hai."

What’s the best part of your job? That I don't have to be fake, I can just be me, do all the stupid stuff I do onscreen, and people will still like it.

Toughest? To not be fake, and be myself. Because that's what I'm hired for.

On a day off, what do you enjoy doing the most? Day: Go shopping, eat panipuri, talk, talk, talk, and know what’s going on in my school Night: Would love to party, if Mom allows! Remember, I'm only 17.

Do you miss school? Yeah, kind of.

Did you have to give school up? No I’m going to complete school – it's in Ambala. I'll give my boards in March.

What, according to you, is a fashion no-no? Matching, matching, matching.
Too much makeup

Are you single? Yes! Not ready to mingle though.

MTV to you is… Beyond music, beyond television!

VJ Quickie

IQ: I don't know. What a crappy question is that!

Food: Pani puri, butter chicken, papri chaat, Chinese food. I'm a hardcore non-vegetarian

Siblings: One younger brother

Favourite Movies: Castaway, 50 First Dates, All high-school films.

Favourite Book: The Class by Erich Segal

First Crush: When I was in 7th standard, my school captain.

TV Show: No saas-bahus at all! They suck. MTV, VH1, The OC

Pet Peeves: Jose

Name: Gurbani Judge a.k.a Bani

Birthday: 29th November, 1987

Born in: Chandigarh, "in a hospital delivery room…"

Vital Stats: (my) "Heart is beating."

Shoe size: 8

Studied: Vivek Highschool (till the 7th grade), Woodstock Boarding School (8th grade onwards). College: "The University of Life!".

First Job: Did a lot of household chores for her family, typed letters for her mom for cash, washed cars, walked dogs etc.

One Secret: She's a good baker. In Chandigarh, she used to love to bake muffins, cakes etc and give them to people.


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


People know you from Roadies Season 4. How did you end up Veejaying for MTV?

It just happened. After Roadies was over, I used to do a lot of events for MTV. And they saw me getting better at it. At the time, I was applying to college in New Zealand. I was going to go away to study Graphic Design for 5 years. I wanted to be an artist. But then Mtv happened.

And what did you want to be as a child?<BR>
Mostly, I wanted to be an adult. We were very aware of the financial situation we were in, and I just wanted to earn enough money and support myself. Now that I'm an adult, I want to be a child!

A lot of the boys want to know if you're seeing anyone?

No man, I wish. I just don't have the time.

So what is your idea of the perfect man?

A dog! No, I'm kidding. He has to love paneer, because I loveeee paneer. And he has to go to the gym. And also, not make a big deal of the fact that I like to eat healthy.

Do you work out a lot?

Everyday! For about an hour to and hour and a half.

So what would do you say is one of your biggest strengths…or rather, one of your biggest assets…

I have immense willpower, it's very strong. I don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs. I think there are cooler ways to die.

Your hair always looks really great. How often do you colour it?

I can't even remember. I just love color in everything….and I think the uncombed look is a great fashion statement.

How many tattoos do you have?

9…but my favorite are my truth and karma tattoos.

When did you have the most fun while traveling…the most ultimate experience…

I think it's almost missing the trains and flights when I am with my mum and sister.

Who matters the most to you in your life?

My grandfather, but he passed away.

Do you believe in God?

I used to. Then I grew up. So, now I don't anymore.

Do you support any social causes?

I would support PETA, but I eat fish. But, I have been donating blood 6 times a year since I turned 18.

VJ QUICKIE


Food: Tuna flakes, chikoos, cold coffee and blueberry muffins.

Drink: Milk

Cartoon character: "Me!"

Book (s): 'How we are Hungry' by Dave Eggers and 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time' by Mark Haddon.

Author(s): Philip Larkin, Gabrielle Garcia Marquez

Music: Alkaline Trio, Incubus

Artist: M.F. Husain

Ultimate Aphrodisiac: A good workout in the gym.

Her Shows: 'On the Job' and 'Wassup'

Holiday destination: "Once I'm on holiday, I'll let you know!"

Believes: "Change is constant. It is the only thing in life that is constant"

Name: Ayushmann Khurrana

His name used to be: Nishant for the first 2 years of his life. His cousins still call him Nishu.

Birthday: 14th Sept

Born and grew up in: Chandigarh

Height: 5'9"

Shoe size: 9.

Studied: At St. John's High School and DAV College, Chandigarh. He majored in English Literature.

First Job: A Radio Jockey at BIG FM, Delhi.

One Secret: Bitter dark chocolate is his ultimate aphrodisiac


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


What did you want to be as a child?

I always wanted be a performer. I was the clown of the class and used to amuse everybody with my antics. Performance was where my heart and soul was, but life charted out a different course for me to bring me to my realization. I took medical in 11th and 12th standard, almost got through a dental college but decided to opt for an English major in graduation and did my Masters in Mass Communication. Then came radio where I got an opportunity to exhibit my dreams and now it's MTV where I get to vent out all my pent up emotions of performance and of course the chosen sufferers are you all :

And what made you audition for Roadies 2?

Traveling is a passion. I knew I could travel through Roadies. I want to go to North-East next.

So then how did VJing for MTV happen?

Actor + RJ = VJ (and Roadies get jobs with MTV)

You're an introvert. How do you manage to be so outgoing on camera?

Don't forget. I'm an actor

Yes, and you used to do a lot of theatre as well right?

I have done theatre for 5 years. I was the founder member of DAV College's AAGHAAZ and MANCHTANTRA - active theatre groups in Chandigarh. I have conceptualized and enacted in street plays and won prizes in national fests like- Mood Indigo (IIT Mumbai), BITS Pilani and St. Bedes Simla. I also won a Best Actor award for playing Ashwathaama in Dharamveer Bharti's Andha Yug.

How many films have you done?

2 films for MTV's Fully Faltoo Film Festival - Cheque De India and Jadoo Ek baar

So MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

As of now MTV glory, Bollywood fame can wait.

Have you ever had an experience that you look back on and think - fate played a hand there?

After completing my Mass Comm I had nothing to do. I was planning to take sabbatical for 2 months before going to Mumbai but my astrologer father literally dragged me out of the house and told me that I would get a job within a weeks time…guess what …Big FM selected me on the fourth day in Mumbai!

Chandigarh or Mumbai?

If people in Chandigarh will start thinking like Mumbaikars, it will become a beautiful place.

Where do you go to holiday?

Exploring my own country gives me the biggest high. Not only do I get to observe different cultures, climatic zones, regions…there is so much of difference but it's overwhelming that we're a part of one nation. I have traveled almost every part of the country, I'm yet to explore North-East.

Tell us about the most fun you've had while traveling?

During Roadies 2 I experienced the longest, most gruesome, adventurous expedition I have ever had - covering a distance of 2000 kms from Calcutta to Wagah border.

Do you consider yourself a sexy dude? What do you think is your biggest asset?

My biggest asset is my charming innocence and when you start acknowledging the fact that you're sexy then you're not sexy anymore…so that still leaves us with the same question!

Are you religious?

Yes. He's always there to acknowledge us. It's just that we who need to acknowledge Him.

Do you work out?

Yes

How often…what is your exercise routine like?

I do weight training at least 4 times a day and climb 15 floors everyday becauseI stay on the 15th floor. And I eat 5 small meals a day.

And what kinds of food do you like eating?

I love Mughlai and Punjabi food. In Roadies 2 when we were staying in Lucknow. I relished toonday kebabs. I miss mouth watering Mohammedan preparations of Nizamuddin and Chandni Chowk in Delhi. And who doesn't miss home cooked makki ki roti and sarson ka saag.

Do you cook at all?

I have not discovered this talent!

What would we find on your most recently played list on your iPod?

Coldplay

Are there any social causes that are close to your heart?

I have enacted and conceptualized street plays on social issues targeting communalism and raising women emancipation issues.


VJ QUICKIE


Siblings: 1 younger brother - Aparshakti Khurana, who's studying law.

Food: Mughali and Punjabi!

First Crush: In the 4th grade, her name was Saoli Mitra, she was a class topper and a classical dancer. You know I appreciate art and intelligence : I think she stays in Calcutta now.

Movie stars: Amitabh Bachchan and SRK

Comic character: Chacha Choudhry kyunki unka dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai

Book/author: 'King of The World' by David Remnick. It's Mohd. Ali's biography and William Dalrymple's 'The Last Mughal' and 'City Of Djinns'.

Favorite band/artist: Coldplay, Ghulam Ali, Fuzon

A pick-up line used on him: Oh ! That's a 'deep' dimple!!

Name: Jose Mario Covaco

Birthday: 28th Jan, 1982

Born in: Mumbai

Height: 5' 8"

Shoe size: 9.

Studied: St. Stanislaus School and National College - majored in Physics.

First Job: As an RJ with Red FM 93.5

One Secret: He's addicted to videogames.


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


What did you want to be as a child?

As a child I wanted to be ASTROSNOT. Then I realized it was actually 'Astronaut' and it required leaving home, so I gave up on that idea. Since then I wanted to be nothing and therefore I am here at MTV.

How did VJing for MTV happen?

I was working with Red FM and I would like to believe my good work at Red made MTV notice me. The top bosses harassed me for a while and I finally gave in to their sexual overtures…no I'm just kidding.

So, how do you like it so far?

I hate it! It sucks! It's the worst job in the world.

Okay…if you weren't VJing, what would you be doing?

I'd be getting paid to play videogames and sleeping.

If someone was deleting all the videogames in the world, which ones would you try to save?

Counterstrike, Ninja Gaidan Sigma and Spiderman 3.

What is the strangest thing anyone has ever said to you about the way you look?

'Hey man, you look pretty good on TV' - It's obviously a lie!

Do you have any tattoos?

I thought they were tattoos for a long time, but then I realized they were just my nipples.

Was there a particular moment in your life which you look back on and think - that was fate playing its hand?

Yea, actually I happened to catch an article in the newspaper by Osho called Brain and Mind Theory. It changed my life. It was so brilliant and just brought a lot of clarity into my life.

Do you believe in god?

I believe in a higher power…I'm not very religious, but I'm kind of spiritual. I believe in life and love. That's what makes God.

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My parents and my wife-to-be, when she materializes…when I find her.

Describe the perfect women for you…

Someone with a sense of humour and who lets me sleep!

What would you say is your biggest asset?

My mind. Because eventually that's all you need to survive.

Would you ever do a Bollywood film?

You never know….

What do you do to keep in shape?

Does it look like I work out?

Where do you go to holiday?

My bed and the alternate world of video games!

What is the most ultimate experience you've had while traveling?

Not being able to find a loo, everywhere I go!

What kind of food do you like to eat?

I'll eat anything. Anything, really.

Do you cook at all?

Yes, I can make boiled eggs……and I can fry eggs and…… I can boil water….

Do you support any social causes?

I'm an avid supporter of the Gift-Jose-A-Videogame cause.

VJ QUICKIE


Siblings: 1 older sister ("She's an evil person")

First Crush: Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years

Movie star: Irfan Khan, Aishwarya Rai, : Morgan Freeman, Carrie Ann Moss. ("Subject to change")

Cartoon character: The Swat Cats and He-man

Favorite band/artist: Third Eye Bling

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Matrix and Iqbal

The greatest aphrodisiac: Sleep.

Ultimate Aphrodisiac:"My fashion statement is not having a fashion statement."

Name: Rannvijay Singh Singha

Born on: 16th March, 1983

Height: 6'

Education: Went to 9 different schools. Graduated from Hansraj College, Delhi University with a Bachelor's of Commerce.

First Job: As a construction worker, in New Jersey, US.

Shoe size: Bata 9/ UK 9/ Swiss 10

One Secret: Rannvijay is a superhero freak. He collects action figures, comic books, jeans, chappals and even superhero underwear. His favorite comicbook superhero is Wolverine - "his attitude is unbelievable. Very sardar-like". A close second is Batman.


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


You won the first season of MTV Roadies. And since then, you've become a VJ and the host of Roadies. What made you audition for Roadies? And how did you become a VJ?

After graduation, I was all set to join the army in 2 months. My family has been in the Indian Army for 6 generations. My dad is a brigadier, my brother is in the navy. Then the Roadies auditions came along, and I thought about it - on one hand, I would have had a 40 year career set out before me, with no problems - housing, medical, everything would be set with the Army. And on the other hand, was MTV and the uncertainty that came along with auditioning. But my dad supported me. He didn't want me to regret it 20 years down the line.

Funnily enough, when I auditioned, and throughout Roadies, I just knew I would make it. Plus, it was the bike that motivated me to audition in the first place. I just really wanted to win the bike! Then after the show ended, I was pretty popular…people liked me. The MTV producers asked me to try Veejaying and not join the army. The liked the way I interacted with people. I was very camera shy, but I thought it would be fun. I think that was the hand of fate. I ended up in a totally different profession.

And as a child, what did you want to do?

I wanted to be a sports star - a basketball player. I wanted to get paid playing my favorite sport.

You've done a few films too? Do you plan to continue making movies?

Yes, I recently did Mumbai Cutting. And I have a couple of films lined up for this year. Once I became a VJ, I knew I'd be doing movies. I'm a very filmy person, as in, I watch a lot of movies; I'm a movie buff and a film critic.

So if you had to choose between MTV glory and Bollywood fame?

Done the former, waiting for the latter!

You mentioned you're a bike lover? When did the love start, and how many bikes do you own?

I'm crazy about bikes really. Everyone knows me as a biker. On my 1st birthday, I was given a tricycle. I rode it well! And by the time I was 8, I was teaching kids older than me how to ride cycles. By 14, I used to maro bikes from people…as in, ask them to let me ride. Then my dad bought me a bike - a Hero Honda Splendor. It's a Sports bike. I have a few other bikes - a Suzuki GSX 600, a Kawasaki Ninja, a 225 CC modified Hero Honda Karisma which I won on Roadies, a 50 CC Pocket bike and a Royal Enfield Bullet.

Do you play any sports apart from basketball? What do you do to maintain your body?

Yes, I'm a complete sportsman. I play all kinds of sports and I love outdoor activities. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. My adrenaline rush is being in the outdoors and doing something adventurous. That's the high that comes with Roadies - I try all the tasks myself. I play a lot of basketball. I like playing soccer in the rain, Table Tennis in the office. And I go to the gym to run once in a while, or when I'm doing Roadies.

Do you believe in God?

100%. I'm not religious but I believe I have a one to one connection with God. I imagine talking to someone. I love Gurunanak. I love any religious place. I find them very peaceful.

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My younger brother. My mum and my dad. And my friends too.

The perfect girl to you is someone who….

Well, beautiful or not, that girl needs to be confident and carry herself confidently. However beautiful she is, if she's dumb, she's dumb. If she's not stylish, it's okay. But don't wear things you end up looking silly in. That's what wannabes do. She should have a firm head over her shoulders. And needs to be spontaneous, because I am, I'm very adventurous.

Aids awareness is one of causes you support right?

Yes. But I also am involved with Fight Back, which is a network 18 initiative to fight against female oppression in every form. Raghu is also involved now.


VJ QUICKIE


Siblings: One younger brother, Harmanjeet Singh Singha

Food: All kinds. His mum's Punjabi khana, Mexican, Italian, Thai, Chinese and most recently Japanese. He love eating, loves junk food too, especially Mc Donalds.

Movies: Men of Honor, 300, all superhero movies, Sholay, Rang De Basanti, Andaaz Apna Apna.

Music: Femme Fatal. Usher, Justin, Timbaland, Punjabi MC, Vishal -Shekhar, A.R. Rahman.

Bollywood Movie Star: Aamir Khan, Salman Khan. Hrithik Roshan, Amitabh Bachchan. Kajol, Rani Mukherjee, Vidya Balan

Hollywood Movie Star: Johnny Depp, Leonardo deCaprio, Heath Ledger, Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey, Hugh Jackman.

Cartoons: Bart Simpson.

Books: All comics: the Gotham comics, X Men , The Hulk etc. And otherwise, he enjoys reading autobiographies.

Author: John Grisham, Paulo Coelho.

Holiday destination: Australia and Brazil for the outdoor activities. But India is the best country because "your get everything… plains, backwaters, beaches, mountains, so many monuments and temples, architecture, traditions."

TV shows: Entourage, 24, Sex and City - I liked it. Desperate housewives ("though it's very melodramatic")… Heroes, Survivor, Roadies, Fear Factor, The Apprentcie.

Cooks: Egg Bhurji, Rajma, Omlet…"I can make enough for myself to survive on"

Name: Cyrus Behram Sahukar

Birthday: 6th August, 1980

Born in: Indore, MHOW (Military Head Quarters of War)

Studied:At St. Columbus in Delhi, later attained his degree from Delhi University in English Literature.

Professional Spectrum: Started off selling plastic containers during his summer holidays at age 15.

One Secret: As a child, he wanted to grow up to be a smuggler!


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


How did you start Veejaying for MTV?

I was involved in a lot of radio and theatre in Delhi. I worked for the Literary Mission, did voice overs etc. The audition for MTV happened by chance. I was called in to judge but ended up auditioning myself! I've been around for almost 9 years now, which makes me one of the youngest people to join and stick around!

How do you feel about being the other Cyrus?

I think it's quite tragic. The comparison is ridiculous! We make a great team and we've never let a comparison of that sort ever come between us and our profession! There are two Akshays in Bollywood, they don't have a problem with that. Broacha and I are fantastic as friends!

What did you want to be as a child?

I was always amazed by the power of villains in the movies I saw. I never liked the heroes because they suffered too much for the end 15minutes of fame. Whereas, the villains were always living a good life with money and power. I wanted to be a smuggler. A little later in life, I decided I wanted to be a traffic policeman!

What do you prefer, MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

BOTH are absolutely alluring!

What has been the ultimate twist of fate in your life?

Irony! I've faced heaps of twists in my life. I think in my life, there are so many miracles, I cannot complain! The fact that I joined MTV at such a young age, it's been great!

Who matters to you most in your life?

Without a doubt, my family and friends!

Do you believe in God?

Yes, I do believe that a higher power exists. But I don't conform.

Your description of the perfect partner?

She needs to be intelligent, headstrong and strong willed. But above all, she needs to enjoy humor as much as I do! I like girls who take it easy and are simple. They shouldn't obsess over anything and everything.

What is the most ultimate experience you've had while traveling?

Lots! I got lost in a jungle, got adopted by people for a night, was stranded in a bus full of honeymooning couples! The list is endless…

Are you a workout enthusiast? What is your exercise routine like?

I think the gym is one big laugh riot! People moan, talk into the mirrors, laugh, cry, work their butts off! I prefer taking walks. I'm an obsessive walker. I'd rather jog than go to the gym, any day! But lately, I have been working out and getting fitter. Sadly, comedians are perceived as fairly unattractive people. I want to break that notion.

Do you support any social causes?

I would love to! My mother and sister have been actively involved in social activities for the longest time. I would love to be involved in something to do for women.

Do you have a pet?

I have a fish. It goes by the name Mr. Edge.

How good are you in the kitchen?

Yes, I'm a very good cook. A self-proclaimed genius in the kitchen is me!

Your fashion statement?

Jeans and oversized shirts. I love loose, comfortable clothing.


VJ QUICKIE


Food(s): Everything unhealthy. But loves juices. Apart from that, the usual Indian, Chinese, Thai etc.

First crush: In grade 3, Mrs. Ray!

Movie stars: Aamir Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Waheeda Rehman

Cartoon characters: Top Cat and Johnny Bravo

Books: Likes reading biographies, for example Charlie Chaplin's and Woody Allen's biographies were excellent. Books that moved him were 'Man's search for Meaning' by Victor Franklin.

Author: Oscar Wilde

Holiday destination: It would have to be Australia. And also loves the mountains in India. But Delhi remains his top priority as he has family and friends there.

Music: He likes Coldplay, Pink Floyd, Mohd. Rafi and Kishore Kumar. Definitely a classic oldies person!

Ultimate aphrodisiac: Strawberries

Name: Shriman Cyrus Max Broacha Esquire the III

Birthday: August, 1858, He claims to be a classmate of Mangal Pandey

Born in: Breach Candy Hospital, Mumbai

Studied:At Cathedral John Connon School and St. Xavier's College (Political Science Honours).

Professional Spectrum: Worked with Shoonyata Films, initially


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


What did you want to be as a child?

I wanted to remain a child. At 40, it didn't seem like a very good idea!

How did you meet your wife?

At a police station. Now I want to return her.

You were actively involved in St. Xavier's college fest - Malhar. What did you do?

I used the lift!

How did you become a VJ?

I was crossing the wrong road in Tardeo (where MTV's old office was). I then got into the wrong gate on the wrong day.

Tell us about your film career?

I'm unfortunately 2 films old. And Jalwa. Each one has been worse than the other!

What is the most ultimate experience you've had while traveling?

Traveling Economy class with MTV, then being looked at strangely by escorts at the receiving end.

How good are you in the kitchen?

I can toast.

What do you prefer, MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

I'd prefer a green card.

What has been the ultimate twist of fate in your life?

When I realized that my wife is actually a man!

Are you a workout enthusiast? What is your exercise routine like?

Of course, that's the only thing I do these days.

Ultimate fashion statement?

Be practical. In India, all we really need is a loincloth. We're in the tropical zone!

Do you support any social causes?

Myself, my kids, dogs, two cats and a snail.

Do you have a pet?

Yeah, Ruffo. He's a German Shephard, has an Italian name and lives in India.

Cheesiest pick-up line that you've used/that's been used on you?

Please……..?

Your description of the perfect partner?

Mayavati, Margaret Thatcher and the early Hilary Clinton

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My watchman, Vijay

Do you believe in God?

I believe in HER. If God's a man, there's no hope left for us.

What is your best asset? Do you think you're sexy?

I have large nipples. And after four vodkas, hell yeah I'm sexy!

Who's your favourite Parsi?

Porus Marshall, my classmate. He kept hitting himself everywhere!

How many tattoos do you have?

I don't believe in tattoos. Tit for tattoo, anyday!

What is Fruit 'n' Nut about? What's you role in it?

I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

And finally, if you weren't a VJ today, what would you like to be?

A Supreme Court Judge. Or a crab.

VJ QUICKIE


Food: Anything that's complete and well cooked

Drink: Bournvita

Restaurant: Doesn't visit restaurants all that much

First crush: Barbara (from Yugoslavia) back in grade one.

Movie star(s): Lalita Pawar, Kunal Vijaykar

Cartoon character: Govinda

Book: How to remain a Virgin

Author: Darsheel Safary

Holiday destination: Wherever his family likes

Music: Loves Falguni Pathak

Siblings: Only one that he knows of

Ultimate aphrodisiac: His wife leaving for Hyderabad

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